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Blonde Jokes
Joke 1:
How do you know if a blonde woman has been using
a computer terminal ?
The monitor is covered in correction fluid.
Joke 2:
What do you call a natural blonde woman with a
high IQ ?
A transsexual.
Joke 3:
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb ?
Ten, nine to hold the ladder while one changes the bulb.
Joke 4:
How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook ?
When the blonde serves the poptart in one piece ?
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Joke 5:
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to play water polo ?
She drowned her horse.
Joke 6:
What do you call ten blondes standing next to each other
ear to ear ?
A wind tunnel.
Joke 7:
What do you call a blonde in a library ?
Lost.
Joke 8:
What do you call eternity?
Four blondes in four cars, at a four way stop.
Joke 9:
Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
Joke 10:
Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hors they saw a sign "Disneyland Left" so they turned around and went home.
Joke 11:
What do Smart blondes and UFO`s have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
Joke 12:
Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
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