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Joke 1:
An english irish and Scots Man decide that they wish to
join the CIA. They each go to the headquaters where they meet
an officer who tells them that they must pass a test that
will prove that they are loyal to the cause. After each one
agrees to take the test they are told what they have to do.
"I will give you a gun and you will have to walk down to that
cabin where your wife will be tied to a chair, then
you must shoot her dead. If you fail this test then you will
not be allowed into the CIA."
First up the English man walks down to the cabin holding the
gun. After about five minutes he walks out again
with his head held down. "I just cannot do it, Sorry."
Next the Scotish man walks down to the cabin holding the gun.
After about ten minutes he walks out again in
tears. "I cannot bring myself to do it, I guess I am not up
for this type of work."
Lastly the Irish man walks down to the cabin, first there is
a few gun shots, then a minute later there is a couple of
loud bangs. Then five minutes later the Irish man walks out.
"Some idiot had loaded the gun with blanks, so I beat
her to death with the chair!"
Joke 2:
There was an English, Irish and Scots Man. Each are told
that they are going to be locked up for ten years, but they
can choose an endless supply of anything for throughout
the time that they are locked up for.
The English man is asked what he wants before he is put in
his cell. "Women!" he replies, so he is locked up in a cell
full of beutiful women.
Then before the Scots man is locked up he is asked what he
wants, "Whisky!". So his cell is filled up with cases of
whisky.
Finally the Irish man is asked what he wants, he replies
"Cigs!", so his cell is filled up with ten years supply
of cigs.
After ten years each one is let out, first stumbles the
English man and says "That was Great!!".
Secondaly the Scots man staggers out and mutters "Wow,
that was a great ten years!".
Finally the Irish man walks out "Has anyone got a light!"
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